Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Maxine's Annual Physical


After the eighty-three year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said, "You are in fine shape for your age, Maxine, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?"
"Just a minute, I'll have to ask my husband," she said.  She stepped out into the crowded reception room and yelled out loud: "Henry, do we still have intercourse?"  And there was a hush.  You could hear a pin drop.
He answered impatiently, "If I told you once, Maxine, I told you a hundred times, what we have is Blue Cross!

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